I've often said that Last of Us was the best zombie property since maybe the World War Z book.

The redneck shooting party is the most prescient part of that whole thing.

I can read that more than "monsters have to move slowly," but I just react adversely to when filmfans try to box in genre titles like that. It's incredibly limiting to discussion, and, its disingenuous to single out "slowness of zombies" as what defines the genre, or even getting into the physiology of what makes a…

Your 1. is so incredibly selective that it's designed merely to exclude 28 Days Later and the DOTD remake, and its incredibly arbitrary.

Red Dead made me feel like a bad person sometimes, like when I would drag somebody behind my horse, molotov them, and drag their flaming body across the plains.

lol virgins are dumb, just have sex idiot

Sex is really cool IMHO

And I was fat by birth, then by choice.

Eh, I'd say it's more 50/50. Men in Black is a classic, Focus and Enemy of the State are fun little thrillers, and Bad Boys is a pretty fun little genre exercise. Bad Boys II is morally reprehensible but so much goddamn fun.

We've proven time and time again we can't have a nice reasonable debate on the HateSong, though. Remember that Sublime one? It was half people making shitty comments about Jonah Ray for not liking the band.

The Wild Wild West song is at least funny-bad. The Pitbull song, like the rest of his oeuvre, is humorless swill.

That's the key reason why Will Smith was miscast in I Am Legend - Neville is supposed to be in the deep throes of a depression, and going slightly mad - even when he's interacting with his family before the disaster, and with people afterwards, you get this sort of self-loathing, humorless character, who just wants to…

I didn't notice anything on that, except for the pan-Asian make-up in those future city scenes. That was a little much.

Not true. The self-promo threads were only on certain pages, like the "what's on TV page" - the shit on reviews, movie of the week pages, and other big pieces.

The Pigeon-Rat gag from that Treehouse of Horror episode is, in my mind, one of the most perfect jokes ever.

I did at first too, but then I realized that there was so much room to talk about emotional reactions to movies and some of the more id-driven stuff. I talked about genre movies as much as possible over there and it was well received. It wasn't that stuffy.

How is literally not every comment section not about narcissism? It's a comment section. Somehow even comments where the only content is "I fucking hated this." gets upvotes on every message board in the world, good or bad.

They're both pretty similar, but I see Cloud Atlas as delivering on the promise of the former.

If you like The Fountain, Persia, you'll LOVE Cloud Atlas.

She was perfectly suited to Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which let her be a little dramatic (but not too much), and be charming and sweet.