You were wrong the whole time, because criticizing a movie you haven't seen yet is for tools.

This is the first Spaceballs comparison I've seen between the two and holy-fucking-shit-it-was-right-under-my-nose.

PRUDE.

Cloud Atlas pulls off a hat-trick of storytelling and just on a sheer editing and pacing level, is a masterpiece. Whether some of the individual elements are silly is up for grabs (the way Tom Hanks talks in the future-caveman sequence is stupid, but the segment itself works quite well!).

It's a very, very thin line (and admittedly this is deeply debatable), but I'd rate George's as not offensive, but Tosh's as offensive, because of the nature of the crime being threatened.

Oh, was this a bigger show? I feel like in a large theater, you're paying a higher ticket price and you should know what you're getting into. But at a smaller comedy show, you might just be popping in to see "the act" and it might just be part of date night. I've seen plenty of comics blind before, because of lower…

they were little boys, but they wanted to be big boys.

An aging estate in the Hollywood Hills, watching the film over and over, waiting for the phone to ring.

I love that he was able to turn something like that into comedy, but I think it's kind of a dick move to make fun of somebody for paying to see your set, and quietly leaving without heckling. Like, do you want them to sit there miserable? They were willing to try out your comedy, it wasn't for them.

Wow, the line between unfunny and funny is right between Tosh's "wouldn't it be funny if somebody raped her?" and Carlin's "Would somebody stab her?" respectively. God, I miss George.

It depends how good of a twitter it is. If it's 90% promo bullshit, 10% jokes and such, then yeah - no room for airline complaints. That's why I unfollowed Kyle Kinane - it was the complaints to airlines, and not that many jokes. So, I didn't tell him I was leaving like an asshole, I just unfollowed.

I once overheard my girlfriend's mom ask, angrily, "Where are you even calling from, anyway? Mumbai?!" and then got even angrier when they transferred her to another person. I'm surprised that's not grounds to be hung up on, honestly.

In this story, I kind of like both of you?

If you own a restaurant, the Health Department and Yelp serve as two sides of the heckler coin for you.

That and Band of Brothers were probably my first glass-breaking moment where I realized TV could be as good as film.

I have not, and I'll have to check it out because this story sounds insanely compelling.

I loved the first one, and it was simple enough that I actually beat it - something I rarely, rarely do with RTS games' campaigns because of how shitty I am at them.

Casting aside Internet snarkery, I totally believe that people would feel inspired by Crash, especially people who aren't cinephiles and just watch movies casually. I think he was pretty humble about it. He said it wasn't the best movie ever, but it affected people. That's not a crazy thing for someone to say.

Just Kids deserves its fame as one of the best biographies ever, but I can't help but feel like this will be just the sort of vain, self-satisfied biopic that Walk Hard so effectively made fun of.

Apparently so!