Jindal literally went on Duck Dynasty and pretended to play basketball. I can't think of anything more pandering.

Now I'm just picturing a white silhouette.

"Do you have a job, Dad? Or is running our name through the mud fill up your time pretty good?"

You people keep mentioning this Pawlenty guy, and a face just ISN'T triggering. It's like asking me to describe the pasture scene on a milk bottle in detail.

That's why the Koch Bros like him. He's a true believer, and a rube.

Yeah, in this case context definitely matters more than anything. I just don't believe that he's not being racist.

I certainly would hope not. Seeing him dragged away in a straight jacket, hair piece flopping to-and-fro, with his bound hands unable to fix it… and all he can do is just spit racial obscenities at orderlies…

You know what sucks though? He can still probably sell a book or book speaking tours 10 years from now, even if he somehow comes up with even worse shit to say. Plus, his family just keeps bailing him out. I don't see a way this ends with him in the poor house.

Where even otherwise intelligent people go, "y'know, something was fishy about that…" like they do over JFK? Great. Just great.

Oh, I just mean the structure of debates. Before you could cloud stuff in the fog of confusion and bad record keeping. In 15 years, you're going to have kids Tumblrs and Twitter pages dragged through 24 hour news. Now, if you don't show your genitals to anybody and you don't hire an unpaid intern to run your campaign…

"In records obtained from Disqus, it appears here, you frequented this board on Gameological, and yet refused to downvote or flag GamerGate trolls. Why is this?"

It's a real argument settler, you gotta admit.

The Koch Bros, despite their evil, are successful businessmen though. Most people in real business see right the fuck through guys like Trump, who are charlatans and failures and yet, do not suffer brand name loss despite suffering repeated bankruptcies and failures and bailouts from family members.

That would require a presence of mind that he does not have.

Obviously this doesn't apply to how everyone feels, but the museum in DC is The National Museum of the American Indian, and many groups identify with that term.

In 300 years, workers will have traveled across our galaxy to mine for resources on Pluto. They will land on a facility nestled in a valley on the planet's surface, and work day in day out in difficult conditions doing painstaking work, spending years (perhaps their whole lives away) from their families and friends…

You saw that alien guy too? I can't believe it - I thought I'd be the only one! Did you see the splash, indicating the rapid displacement of water in the impact of a child in a wheelchair? It made quite a splash in the scene, so to speak.

Man, I'm just getting started! There's a wheelchair screening wildly out of control, then, before you know it, right off the cliff!

But what about that moment when the chair goes in the water? Don't forget about that.

On the 40th watch, I noticed something. Right after the wheelchair splashes in the water, if you look closely, you can just make out an alien (yes, an extraterrestrial!!) react to it with a mixture of amusement and shock. Man, what a treat.