But what about when that Mac guy sticks up his head like "ooo!" That was good too! So many great moments here.

I did not stick around after the credits so I was confused as hell and assumed they were setting up DLC or a sequel.

I'm putting off everything until I've thoroughly destroyed Witcher 3. I even bought that season pass now out of pure excitement, despite the fact that DLC is months and months away. I dare say no game has held my attention for this closely for this long of a period of time since maybe Fallout 3?

Stand your ground, Tomb Raider rules. Easily makes my Top 10 favorites of last gen.

The Order got poor reviews for its length, mostly, and that it's kind of a throw-back. It's a gorgeously-rendered, fun shooter, that's mostly linear but not every game needs open game design. It worked just fine for that.

Y'know, plenty of people shit on it around here, but I've had a hell of a good time with COD: Advanced Warfare as a couch co-op game. The series is the one common gaming experience among my group of friends (from the guys who only play NHL & Halo to the guys who mostly play emulators of JRPGs), and its split-screen.

Another rule: if you're good at storytelling, that is its own reward in a side-quest. Loot is just a cherry on top.

Yeah, that's the sort of game where sidequests don't feel like filler for once.

Spoilery question:

Solas is a dweeb and a party-pooper.

I kept fucking up in a section right with my checkpoint immediately before the game just hands me two guard dogs, asleep, to kill on a silver platter. You kind of have to kill them to progress. So I kill the dogs, over and over again, then get murdered by the big heavies. Rinse, repeat.

Do you remember when the wheelchair went down the hill, though? Hilarious! We can't forget that.

I'd watch that. Especially if Stephen King wasn't involved in writing or directing it.

I wish they had also found a way to reliably measure dick size here.

So I don't like watching the ads on Hulu, so I don't pay for Hulu, so they don't have as many advertisers, and the cycle continues onward.

They're really creepy though, because I think ads pause if you mute them, or click to another tab.

Yeah, but also the wheelchair in the lake. That's good too.

I actually giggled at the term "Barkies." Somebody put me down.

With Joe Lo Truglio as Mac!

Oh shit, I just realized your joke. Whoops.