Who you really have to worry about is his brother Adam. That guy's a nutjob.

Not trying to be a jerk but don't Bible scholars kind of trace back the meaning of "kill" in this context to more along the lines of "murder"?

The power of faith would have kept their M16s from jamming and given them Predator-vision to see spiderholes and Viet Cong waiting in ambush.

There's no way this is real and not a massive prank by the librul media to parody the Christian Right.

Little Girl: "Don't be a pussy, God."

It's hilarious watching my moron cousins from Tennessee (near Nashville and the mother is from Chicago, so they're out of excuses for being rednecks) share articles on ISIS persecution of Christians and try to use that to tout their own perceived persecution here. They don't give a shit about "Brown Christians," they…

"Of course he's a coward. Your chickenshit Dad wouldn't even wrestle me after Sunday dinner."

I had to end a relationship (for many reasons) but one of the biggest was that a girl I was dating modeled herself consciously after her mother, who was a terrible scumbag. Whenever I brought up the ways in which she was better and more mentally healthy than her mother, she would get defensive as all hell.

Or, an Afghanistani Christian girl prays for God to give her house a sun roof.

Makes sense. A triangle is stronger than a cross.

"What if I told y'all you 'dare was a pair'a Truck Nutz up in space, but y'all couldn't see the thing worth a shit, even with no lookin' glass!!"

If LOTR is any indication of how Elves sound in Skyrim's world, than it was probably your silky smooth "I'm trying to have sex with you" voice.

Oh, Skyrim is useless apart from race, pretty much. Especially as you get further along in the game, if you wear heavy armor, you can't even tell what race/gender you are anymore, or if you gave your guy a scar, or whatever, because you're covered head to toe. (I liked Dragon Age's option to make helmets invisible…

Makes sense. I just usually don't care too much about making my own character that much. After 6 hours or so the novelty wears off (except in one of the Mass Effect games, where I loved my characters look the whole game).

The biggest flaw in the game is how much you have to cordon off areas until you reach the proper level. In Witcher when you stumble on an enemy camp above your level, you just stroll on through. In dragon age, you have to call the whole area a wash.

Yes, the jokes in the Searchers are brutally bad and made me crave the grimness of the rest of the movie.

THANKS!

That's… a perfect analogy, on par with the Brock Sampson one above.

That's… disgusting. The rampant sexism in our toxic little culture can't even contend to keep itself to talking about women? It needs to extend metaphors to game studios?

Oh really? I think I left split them up too much, preferring Blackwall in my company as my second heavy alongside Cassandra, and Blackwall doesn't seem the heteroflexible type.