How do you mean “rejected”--for an interview? (If so, good for her, he’s trash.) He didn’t ask her out or anything like that, did he? (If so, ew.)

That’s what it sounded like but...like, Archie is literally entitled to be called Prince once Charles become King. He and his unborn sister will be male-line grandchildren of the monarch and by letter patent of either George V or Victoria (my research has come up with both names), they are Princes and Princesses—it’s…

I already know what my Mom and I will be talking about over Thanksgiving!

People who are still banging the “Harry isn’t really Charles’s son” are, pardon my French, fucking idiots. Harry’s eyes and nose are Windsor-Mountbatten through and through. The red hair means nothing—two of Diana’s three siblings are ginger.

Ignore that poster, it’s obsessed with crapping on Meghan. Pretty sure it’s Samantha Markle IRL.

Season 3 was so, so, SO powerful. Truly a fascinating idea of what reality TV could be, before it inevitably sank to the lowest common denominator. Imagine being a lil’ 20-something Gen Xer getting to know Pedro, getting to know an out gay man, a gay man with AIDS, then a gay man with AIDS going on dates. And then,…

Janice too—she was absolutely gorgeous in her prime. Always liked her. I read her first book--she is truly a self-made woman and worked her ass off to get where she did. And as tough and mouthy as she is, she’s not a “Cool Girl” (that is, she’s reflexively supportive of other women).

Diana also owned the Spencer tiara for example, a family heirloom.

Samantha, is that you?

I’m cackling out loud. That is hilarious.

It’s utterly pathetic how invested so many people are in hating someone they don’t know and will never even meet.

Harry absolutely did the right thing. He needed to protect his wife and his children—he had seen what the press did to his mother. He did the right thing.

Hi Samantha!

No, Phuck was in Season 3, San Francisco. (Utter POS for bullying a dude dying of AIDS. Rest in peace, Pedro.)

This feels like a memorial, which makes me sad. I’ve had my problems with Philip but he is a fascinating and often charming man, and a wonderful support to the Queen. I will be very sad when he finally passes.

Hilarious! Yes, I can imagine he was a nervous wreck by the time he finished.

All keys matter!

I was gonna say, PH is an extremely conservative, right-wing school. If he offended that many evangelical girls, primed to knuckle under to white men, he must’ve acted pretty egregiously.

Absolutely. I thought the exact same thing.

I think they found him by the side of the road so I’m going to guess GSW.