Evangelicals are worse. At least Catholics can drink and dance, and don’t burn books.

I am literally cackling out loud. That is exactly the sort of crap my cat pulls. “I’m just going to...awkwardly...step onto these keys...and...lie down on your hands. Don’t mind me...”

Oh God. FUCK Rusty Yates to hell. That fucker might as well have drowned those children himself. He knew she couldn’t have more children. He knew she was psychotic.

There’s a very old-fashioned children’s classic that probably nobody but me remembers now called The Little Lame Prince, about an infant prince who was dropped at his baptism and grew up “lame.” His name was Dolor, so it can also be used as a boy’s name.

Exactly. The thrill is in the violation, the power imbalance. See: upskirt shots. The thrill is in the “bitch that wouldn’t fuck me is now humiliated.”

Neither did I.

His father was the businessman, not him--and a lot of the wealth his father built up was by gaming the federal system into handouts and grants.

Strongly disagree. There were several wow moments about the sequel trilogy, most especially in TLJ.

Oh God, I love Angel. “High school honor student by day. Hollywood hooker by night. Her two worlds are about to collide!”

Oh my God, seriously?

Oh God. Something inside me died at that line. So cringe-inducing.

Also: 🎶No wind, no moon/No light to spy things by/No wave, no swell/No line where sea meets sky🎶 No wind meant no breaking of waves at the foot of the bergs, and no moon meant they couldn’t see anything anyway.

The ‘94 miniseries—especially next to this version—really isn’t that bad at all. Yes, the FX suck but that was unavoidable. It’s very well cast—Gary Senise IS Stu, Bill Fagerbakke is a great Tom Cullen, Matt Frewer brought humanity to Trashcan Man (I normally like Ezra Miller but this mewling, feral version of Trashy…

Because she wants to sing?

I briefly considered watching AI last night (and I literally haven’t watched it in 19 years) because I wanted to support Claudia then realized I’d have to see the cryptkeeper and was like HAIL no.

He’s always been a prick toward his women guests. I remember him interviewing Vanna White and just doggedly, over and over again, trying to make her sound stupid, trying to make her look like a dumb blonde. I remember admiring how she refused to rise to the bait.

Wonderful news! I hope it’s another little ginger baby.

Because they’ve been talking about it for years now.

One small correction—they were going to literally rip Larry and Ralph (Glen is murdered by Flagg in jail) apart, not crucify them.

So committed and fantastic as Lady Mormont--just a terrific instinctive actor.