Yes! The whole wedding scene (“it’s like paradise with little...gold...palm trees”) is just aces. Ricki Lake being a bridesmaid is icing on the cake.

Jack?

I LOVE THIS MOVIE.

“Sources” likely = her creepy-ass half-sister who is jealous of obsessed with the biracial half-sister she hasn’t even seen in 15? years whose life ended up muuuuuuuch better than hers. Like Thomas, Samantha Markle is super-pissed that the gravy train is drying up, now that Meghan and Harry are decamping to Canada.

Rumor has it Andrew was a “reconciliation baby” for Elizabeth and Philip. 

Headcanon accepted.

Especially since they killed off Iola, Joe’s girlfriend, in the Casefiles reboot back in the ‘80s.

Great write-up but one little nitpick: American Graffiti takes place in ‘62, not ‘63. The movie’s tagline is even “Where Were You In ‘62?”

The Boomtown Rats!!!!

*vomit* Mawkish manipulative crap. I absolutely despise him. The thought of your own father selling you out like that, much less to a racist tabloid press...

What the actual hell? Are there people in the UK who give a shit what this grifter has to say? How is he in any way relevant now that she is out of the country?

Coco Chanel??! I did not know that! Nono!

And you believed this?

Some of them swallow their consonants, especially the fricatives. You can hear it in Twilight (don’t judge me) when Robert Pattinson says “I’m on a special diet”--it almost sounds like tthietth. I’ve heard other Brits do that as well.

And after the lawyer dispatches him handily, he turns to the crowd, bellowing “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!”

Jesus Christ, this fucking father. It’s like he lies awake at night planning what more he can do to fuck over his own daughter. What the hell happened to him anyway? Apparently he used to be a decent father—didn’t he custom-make a mixed-race-looking Barbie for Meghan when she was a child? How did he turn into this…

John Ritter said the same thing! He said Lana was gorgeous and obviously into Jack and why wouldn’t he take her up? 

There is literally no way of predicting that, absent a clear pattern of threats and escalating violence, and you are blaming the victim for getting herself murdered. Shame on you.

Jesus. Jesus.

THANK YOU. The torrent of hatred flowing her way is almost scary. She is a perfectly decent young woman who doesn’t deserve any of this blame.