Awesome — never thought to make golden syrup before.

Wow, that was FAST

I swear I love being black. Damn. I do.

I’ve been using a 2012 era Thinkpad W530 as my primary laptop since it was new, and it still runs almost perfectly. When I first bought it I upgraded to an mSATA boot drive and upped the ram to 24GBs, which is no doubt the reason it’s still running strong...

then I remember my 11-year-old Thinkpad doesn’t even have a touchpad.

Is it a halfway decent alternative if you don’t have a smoker, or are too lazy to use one?

A sous-vide circulator and a little liquid smoke (plus Prague powder, if you really want the pink smoke ring) is every bit as good

No, I’m sorry, that’s not bbq. Ribs, sure. But not bbq.

Don’t you Jedi mind trick me and walk away...

Whitebread dressing doesn’t hold a candle to cornbread dressing imo.

<rant>Thanksgiving is on the tip top of my don’t fuck with this days. I want every god damn forkful to taste exactly the way it always has going back to my earliest inaccurate perfect memories. You want to dick with classics with your magic fuckery do it some other time.</rant>

Yah, only if you want the entire night filled with “Miso full of stuffing” jokes from your father or uncle.

My mother always adds poultry seasoning to her dressing. I looked it up, it’s a blend of thyme, sage, marjoram, rosemary, black pepper and nutmeg.

I like adding sausage to the stuffing as well. Adds quite a bit of flavor and meaty goodness.

My dog acts like Alpo is straight-up crack.

You are missing nothing, my friend. Banana flavoring is not generally used in the pudding part of banana pudding. We left the fresh bananas do the talking.

Government Claims? Seriously? After 200 people where indicted?

He is? What are you referring to? You mean the Patriot Act of 2001? Or something else that’s more impactful?

I came here just to say that the lead picture looks amazing, and lo and behold a recipe appears. Thanks, internet friend, you win a star (and I am off to buy bananas!)

N. Korea’s reasoning amazes me. They have a missile system that had a couple of successful launches, but has never actually carried a payload or been shown it would be effective in combat, yet they’re making threats against a country that’s at least 40 years ahead of them in technology.

It’s like inventing a musket and…