Awesome — never thought to make golden syrup before.

Wow, that was FAST

I swear I love being black. Damn. I do.

Is it a halfway decent alternative if you don’t have a smoker, or are too lazy to use one?

A sous-vide circulator and a little liquid smoke (plus Prague powder, if you really want the pink smoke ring) is every bit as good

No, I’m sorry, that’s not bbq. Ribs, sure. But not bbq.

Don’t you Jedi mind trick me and walk away...

Whitebread dressing doesn’t hold a candle to cornbread dressing imo.

<rant>Thanksgiving is on the tip top of my don’t fuck with this days. I want every god damn forkful to taste exactly the way it always has going back to my earliest inaccurate perfect memories. You want to dick with classics with your magic fuckery do it some other time.</rant>

Yah, only if you want the entire night filled with “Miso full of stuffing” jokes from your father or uncle.

My mother always adds poultry seasoning to her dressing. I looked it up, it’s a blend of thyme, sage, marjoram, rosemary, black pepper and nutmeg.

I like adding sausage to the stuffing as well. Adds quite a bit of flavor and meaty goodness.

My dog acts like Alpo is straight-up crack.

You are missing nothing, my friend. Banana flavoring is not generally used in the pudding part of banana pudding. We left the fresh bananas do the talking.

I came here just to say that the lead picture looks amazing, and lo and behold a recipe appears. Thanks, internet friend, you win a star (and I am off to buy bananas!)

She was right. Also, separate the eggs when they are cold, but let the whites come up to room temperature before beating, and you’ll get fluffier whites.

“There’s also the matter of making sure what you’re buying is something you actually want or need.” - The struggle is real.

lol every writer in NYC post-Gawker staff is dedicated to trying to derail the current president. It’s their obsession. You can’t easily avoid it when it’s part and parcel of the experience here. :)

Except that the only connections are in the imaginations of Democrats and the DNC media that are lying their butts off.

I agree with Jon 100%. I don’t come to a tech blog for politics. I don’t have the slightest interest in your political opinions so please move them to an all politics page and get them off the tech site and spend your work time on tech news.