I do not understand why avocado toast is so expensive. Even here, in NYC, you can get a decent avocado for $3 or so, and really good bread is very easy to come by. Yet the cheapest I’ve seen them put together is $14.95. They are tasty, but even I, who will happily blow a fortune on a long list of very frivolous…

Don’t use lean meat.

12 1/2 ounces? That is not a big cup in my book. And it loses its cooling ability very fast. Maybe enough for one more use. I will stick with cold brew. You make it up before you go to bed and have coffee ready when you wake up.

12 1/2 ounces? That is not a big cup in my book. And it loses its cooling ability very fast. Maybe enough for one…

My main problem with it is the cost.

My main problem with it is the cost.

Solid frozen food choice.

I’m going to place my bets on all those times you willingly handed your card to a waiter, who walked off out-of-sight for 5 minutes, over the chances that someone dumpster dived, on two consecutive weeks, to find pieces of your old card and put them together.

Repurpose them.

There is enough bad press, that any Republican could justify to their constituents that the bill presented does not reflect the promises relayed during the election. They can sell to their supporters that “they need to do better”. Of course democrats complained about Obamacare, too. You’ll never get a full consensus…

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

Here are my tricks.