“I challenged the mortals of Miðgarðr, if they have a problem with that, then they can meet me on the other side of Bifröst in the All Father’s realm”

When you say “at least one” you sound like your mom

We’re not all scumbags and tell your mom I'll see her at my place.

Strike zone interesting again this evening.

I hope that intern’s name was Charlie, just for the added irony.

eh, cut him some slack; he’s just preparing to announce his candidacy for Republican presidential nominee.

Ah, I knew a highlight-truther truther would show up. Sorry sparky, this is scored an error, no home run on the play.

I was listening to the Nats radio broadcast to make sure this game ended with an O’s win (panicked Mets fan), and the two guys in the booth — I don’t know who they are — were just absolutely confounded at the notion that Papelbon hit him on purpose. He came in high and tight twice, but they just couldn’t wrap their…

Alright...I think we got off on the wrong foot due to a misunderstanding here. I resented the implication that I was somehow insensitive to the sacrifice and service of our troops, their families, and the civilians that have supported them throughout this whole mess. I wasn't trying to patriotically dick-wag. Thank…

I do not care where your income goes. Do with it as you please.

A few nukes will absolutely send the right message here. And I'm fairly certain King Abdullah will be down for it at this point.

You picked the wrong guy. 25% of my meager income goes to WWP plus volunteer every weekend at VA plus long line of friends, colleagues, and family in the military that served in every branch. Disability on my part kept me from joining in early 2002.