Chase sure was lucky, if Travis D’Arnaud tried something like that he would probably get slapped by the fan and miss 4-6 weeks.

Whattttt I LOVE IT SO MUCH when wholesome dad-types reveal their cool taste in records yessss.

For reals? Swoooooon....

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

Little League style would be at least two over-throws, but I nitpick.

The kid’s a Pittsburgh fan, who probably at least has parents or grandparents from Pittsburgh.

What, 18 innings? We left in the 6th.

It’s not a hot take when the game determines World Series home field advantage.

Hot take: ban fan voting.

Hi. Native yinzer here. Plenty of dudes here aren't raping unconscious women. Just wanted that on the record. Yoi.

Finally back on track...

They’re definitely impressive. If only they could make good music to go with their treadmill dancing and Rube Goldberg machines.

Blame the negro leagues.

I’m not saying we have bad karma for signing Jose Reyes....wait a sec, I AM TOTALLY FUCKING SAYING THAT.

At least none of them were Michael Taylor, who last night went 0-for-5 with 5 strikeouts and gave up the Little League walkoff come-from-behind round-trip error in the bottom of the 9th when Puig’s single rolled under his glove. Womp womp.

It is impossible not to love this kid.

You had to go and ruin Vin Scully for me.

Best sports city in the world. Fuck all of you.

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.