Lol! Might have to be a sad mets fan to get that.

from the replacements biographer. Kinda figures, a man in his 50s born in St. Paul Minnesota

Also his favorite band is the Replacements... that seal the vote for me

C’mon, dude is clearly on some HGH or somethin

And our folk hero Wilmer Flores was doing his best Stanton impression today and saturday at Citi.

As a Mets fan, I’m ashamed we have Jose fuckin Reyes in our line up today.

Well that seems anecdotal AF.

I'm like 80% sure Black Crackers was not meant as a term of endearment.

No joke, the Braves were playing as the negro league team “the Atlanta Black Crackers”

I always do.

Well at least we got Kelly Johnson, again.

Trying to think of all the possible walkoffs:

He's been rippin it lately too. But I can’t believe we’re about to get swept by the braves :(

And the hat trick!

And I'm ridiculous.

If my boss just resigned me to a 7 year, $210 million contract, I’d work pretty hard the next day too.

I sincerely doubt anyone in these comments knows what transpired.

a giant manbaby. but damn, that hair.

Does this cheeky little bastard expect these runners to congratulate themselves?

Bonus star for the awesome username.