I DID NOT KNOW MY DREAM UNTIL YOU SAID IT FOR ME.

I’d laugh myself to tears if Katy brought Tom Hiddleston as her date.

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.

Toxic masculinity always shows up to ruin the party.

It’s the “his own people” that’s most telling. At a subconscious, gut-belief level, Spicer doesn’t consider Jewish Germans and Austrians to be Germans and Austrians, i.e. Hitler’s people. He considers them wholly Other in a way that is analogous to Hitler’s own Othering of Jews, gays, Communists, dissenters, etc.

That’s offensive. On today of all days you should slap him with some matzah.

“And don’t get me started on United. At least Hitler never forcibly removed anybody without a REALLY good reason.”

I would guess it’s probably in the fine print of your ticket that they can do this.

I find it incredibly distracting. I’m also not an asshole though so if someone deaf/hearing impaired needed it on I wouldn’t be upset, I’d just deal with it.

OT, but I’m trying to star comments, and I’m taking the stars away instead!

Yes, because gun control is bad.

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

I’m not sure why you blame Uber for that. They are simply a logistics company providing an intermediary platform to connect independent contractors with potential fares. /s

Particularly shocking given Uber’s stellar reputation as a safe convoy for female passengers.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

So true

Also trampolines.