Seriously Brian, what did you expect? It's CHINA, the king of piracy, lame generic online games and childs working in factories.

Are you all potted up on weed or something?

Gabe Newell's weight = 300 lbs = HL3 confirmed

"It's a reggae song I don't know the artist of, therefore Bob Marley."

I draw a penis on it every week. It was parked inside till about a year ago. I guess they just gave up on it

I happen to know where there is another EV1 nestled away in the depths of a university warehouse, never to be seen again. Knowing the size of this university, there is a pretty good chance they forgot they even have it. I'd say where, but I'd rather titillate the internet detectives with this treasure map, instead. …

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Good news, everyone!