Dress codes are the absolute worst. Just go all the way and do uniforms, and cut the B.S.

It was pretty fun... kind of like a gross, sticky ball pit for adults.

Ooh, I can play this game!

Okay, but this is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.

What the actual fucking fuck? Can we talk about the fact that a “McGangBang” is a real thing??

I’m 99% sure that once trash/recycling goes into the dumpster it is considered property of the disposal service, not that I think they’ve ever sued anyone for stealing trash. Recycling maybe though...

So, she actually couch surfs and rides the train around in her spare time.

“Müller frequently travels late at night, although she tries to sleep at the apartments of relatives or friends. Often, she is accommodated by her boyfriend, her mother or grandmother.”

Wow, I always thought my husband was being unreasonably paranoid when he wouldn’t put our dog’s name on her tags, because it would make it easier for someone to steal her. Guess not.

Hi Alexis, as someone who grew up in Sonoma county, and now lives in the Sierra mountains, I found your piece a little silly. There’s drug addicts and weirdos everywhere in the world; I hope you figure out how to live your life without being constantly afraid of them.