Fuck, this is good.

My words would be almost the same, only changing “pretty cool” for “acceptable”

If only I had more stars to give. Cackling, tysm for this gift.

> jeez, the whole “Graviton juices people thing” 

By my reckoning, the Confederacy ship arrived more-or-less simultaneously with the start of IW, which means that since it’s now late night/early the following morning on the US east coast, we’re somewhere between the Scotland and upstate NY scenes in the film, so there’s still somewhere between half a day to a day and…

Nah, she didn’t disappear; the Guardians are probably waking up Thor right around now.

- He is so much better being the big bad here than whatever he’s made to do on the Supergirl. Also superior facial hair.

Send them to the ‘40s and give us Agent Carter season 3. Win-win!

I loooved her on the daily show, glad she is getting her own show!

Like the review said, he has a really performative approach. Everything from how he talks to how he travels across the stage is exaggerated. You can tell he’s a theater kid through-and-through.

Until the WHCA Dinner, I didn’t know who Michelle Wolf was. Now I do. And I’ve marked her debut on Netflix into my calendar. I’m am excited to see her show. Kudos Trump and Republicans. You’ve turned her into an instant success.

What the fuck is even your point? You didn’t give a single example, but you seem pretty self-satisfied.

What’s the matter, buddy? Your open mic not go well?

United against pathetic, thin-skinned & limp-dicked demagoguery.

“I hope someone closes off the sewers around the courthouse so his lawyers can’t slither back to where they came from.”

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

Can we please retire this? It was dumb when it started and now it’s just so goddamned tired and played out. The right saying it without a sense of irony, the left reframing it ironically, the whole stupid thing.

Damn the left! .. turning on someone that turns out to be shitty.

If by “the left” you mean “consumers of fiction,” and “their own” you mean “a hack writer,” I guess?

Topaz? According to Wikipedia, Topaz’s first appearance (1994) was well-after New Universe folded (1989), and in a non-Marvel imprint (Malibu Comics).