Standards and Practices freaked out when they pitched an episode based on Ezekiel 23:20.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

I want to see a studio try and sell a movie titled “Mona Lisa Overdrive”.

Gibson is a favourite author of mine. Maybe we can finally get a proper to-screen adaptation of one of his works.

A lot of people are attributing this to Trump-era political focus, but I think another important factor is that Fallon is a hack comedian and sycophantic interviewer, whereas Colbert is actually good at his job. That might also be part of it.

Agreed.

It’s entirely possible Jesus is just going along with it so he can keep an eye on Maggie and either snitch on her to Rick, or interfere directly when necessary. Being this show, it’s also highly likely he’s just decided that trying not to kill people doesn’t matter when it’s Negan, because fuck that guy for plot…

Does everyone else remember when LOST IN SPACE first aired on TV in 1965 on CBS they had to shoot in B&W because the cameras couldn’t photograph the silver foil space suits and what a thrill it was when they were finally able to broadcast in color in 1966?

So who was the actual father of her child? You guessed it...

Tell me more about Nibiru, Mr. Meade!

I liked this episode a lot more than the reviewer did, but maybe that’s because I’m hoping for it to be good even though its lead actress is a bad person. (Does Roseanne Barr have anything to do with the writing of the show? I get the impression that the creative side has been taken over by other, presumably more…

I saw it, it was pretty bad. The water is a bit he returns to way too many times when it wasn’t that funny to begin with. You know when your 12yr old cousin discovers a word or phrase they find hilarious and they repeat it until you’re silently promising to stop attending family functions? His comedy is that, only…

That image is from his Netflix stand-up special. I didn’t watch it, but saw the trailer. For some reason, during the act, he uses a bottle of water to soak himself with water.

> an Amtrak train headed from Washington, DC to New York City

God damn I wish Chris Farley was alive.

Would you feel better if I told you he dismounted the series?

Oh yeah, definitely. I’ll order fish-and-chips, but instead of fish, make it a beef-patty, and instead of chips, just give me a toasted roll. No tarter sauce, but bring some lettuce and tomato and ketchup. Thanks!

Ha! Hilarious. The best part is knowing someone had to explain to Hannity why it was fucked up when he thought it was such a sick burn. The look on his smug face when he finally realized must have been priceless.

Somebody finally explained/realized that Sean was referring to himself as Weinstein Jr. on his website header, and it’s been changed:

Self owns, for sure.