Listen I want to tip more but at least these people are working and making some money. My business is completely shutdown, I’m making $0 dollars. Does that mean I should only eat at home (prolly since it’s cheaper and I’m broke)? But I can still afford my favorite Mexican joint with the small saving I have but not I’m…

Negative. You still have to have prime to watch along with the streamers. Which is why this makes no sense at all. 

Update: 3 days later he said another month of us recommended stay at home. Three days for him to 180 on that.everything that comes out of his mouth usually is only good for 24-48 hours

I love the part where it covers everything BUT the mouth lol. 

I definitely think they won’t tell everyone to wear masks because there are not enough masks for healthcare workers already and 300M people rushing to get them would be a disaster. And 5% of those people won’t buy enough masks for their household they’ll buy truckloads of them and make it even worse. People didn’t…

Am I so forward thinking that a female riding a bike extremely well doesnt smash ANY of my expectations? My wife is better at almost everything than me and most the guys I know. Thank god i dont BMX or she’d beat me in that too. Dont get me started on her Mario Kart skills.

at 54 seconds into that first video shes washing her hands the moment shes done with that turkey. Did you watch the video you posted?

I saw Mulvaney this year. At my local uiversities Artist series lol. kinda funny, not THAT funny. tickets were very reasonable.