We basically already got a Death Wish remake in James Wan's Death Sentence a few years ago … and with a much more suitable leading man in Kevin Bacon.

I pronounce it 'Giraffe', but I'm weird like that.

A new Tim Burton that actually looks fun and promising?

Or "Reedus Will Feed Us"

Might be time to change to something more relevant, more honest.
Might I suggest:

*Spit takes tea, fishes monocle out of cup

Maybe it could take random bits and pieces from the last pilot to make a new, ingenious, super pilot to get out of this unfortunate situation?

Logan Marshall-Green … could they not afford the real Tom Hardy or something?

Yeah, maybe … but Han Solo was just Rick Deckard's favourite thing to daydream about when he got sick of unicorns.

It's Ian McShane. There's no physical way to stop him.

An interesting watch. It gave me flashbacks to the Star Wars prequels' dialogue, though. Literally some of the worst ever written …

*Morgan Freeman voice:

"The Nunjuring: Bad Habits"

"Indiana Jones and the Increasingly Noticeable Sadness you Feel When he Tries to Run"

Why even bother showing the trailer if you're just gonna keep interrupting it?
I counted three cutaways to Smulders spelling out the events of the movie … and that's not counting the parts where she talked over it, and the bit at the start where they stopped the trailer after it had already started, to TELL us what we…

Now if your hair comes back on you for some ironic revenge we have ourselves a Cryptkeeper story cookin'!

Blehverly Hills Cop.

Now you mention it, Joel would make a genuinely great Eddie Brock.

IMO, "In the Forests of the Night" is arguably the worst episode of Who since it came back in '05.
So, yeah, I'm not thrilled …

That's nothing, Michael Fassbender is actually just a bunch of cats taped together.
Special effects, man …