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Excellent. :)

Ever since Spider-Man 2 for the PlayStation 2 back in the day I've wanted another Spidey game that recreates that badass web swinging mechanic.
Here's hoping.

The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Now, NONE of them have any dicks.

Shooty Boom Boom
Sugartits
Ditch Manhands
Brock "Cowboy" Spaceload

I think "carwash c**t" might be the very finest, most hilarious, thing anybody has ever called anybody else.

The first of the new movies was a lot of fun. A genuinely really fresh, and entertaining action movie.
The second … Mehhhhhhhhh. Not terrible or anything, just really dull. Everyone felt like they were phoning it in.
The third looks like a feature-length episode of the TV series the Abramsverse crew don't actually have

I dunno … he looks a little like the kinda guy you don't leave your drink unattended around.

Or Batwoman's second cousin, Steve.

What an asshole.

Wow. Thank God for that!

Awesome topic …

"Help me, Robie-Wan KenRobie! You're my only hope!"

Either that, or Luke has mastered the force so thoroughly now that he's turned him INTO a clothes hanger to avoid being recognised by Ren.
The perfect disguise.

Infinity War is just a working title?

I hope so, but I doubt it.
Most of them manage to get at least relatively high grade actors these days … remember, even Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne movie had Sir. Ben Kingsley in it.
… For some reason. :/

You'd think after all this time SOMEONE could have made a half-decent videogame movie. Has any genre ever been so consistently shoddy?

… We can't all live in this! It's too small!

Oh good. Because if there's one thing bespectacled, sixty-something, chainsmoking, father of two, Jim Gordon needs its some really fucking sick biceps, duuuuude.
They're gonna look particularly impressive under that crumpled shirt and trenchcoat he wears …

Weird. I wonder if he knows that originally C3PO was supposed to be a Bronx-accented used carsalesman-type.
I'm not even kidding.