I've been reading comics my whole life and I've never heard of this so-called "West Side Story" … Pfffft. Fake fanboys … :/

The blu-ray'll come with special glasses that have blacked out lenses, to put on before you press Play … For OPTIMUM darkness!

In a fair world, a just world, Edgar Wright would direct the Flash movie.

A pleasant surprise.
I quite liked the first one, and I don't know what I was expecting, but it wouldn't have surprised me if this was another Insidious: Chapter 2-style dumpster fire.

I like this video. I always liked it. It was always the best of them. Best goddamn YouTube 360 video from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine.
Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.

"Welcommmmme to tha' fat jungle, we got fat fun 'n' games, we got everythin' you wan', honey we know the fat names!"

Yes, but who would win in a fight?

Randy Quaid sat and chatted with us at the theatre when we went to our showing. I mean, it wasnt a publicity thing … He lives in the alleyway out back now.
And he wasn't so much chatting as "mumbling, and twitching erratically" … Still. It was nice.

This was a fun movie, but easily the least entertaining of the "trilogy".
I appreciate all of the clever foreshadowing and everything, but compared to the first two instalments it all felt a little half-hearted this time.

"I'll be crack."

They're under siege?! It's just like that Steven Seagal movie, On Deadly Ground.

Looks like poor old Bumblebee is going through some sort of Mid-life crisis.

I dunno, man … I sorta gave up on the future once I turned 30 and still didn't have a hoverboard.

I think of all the lame, unnecessary horror remakes of recent times the Elm Street one was the most unforgivable.
Unlike a lot of its competitors which are set in more grounded realities, the Elm Street reboot had a creative blank check to just go nuts and be as imaginative, as mind-bendingly original, as possible.
Espe…

He'll be voicing Grimlock, and writing his own lines.

Meh. Lawrence has done a fine job, but I prefer Mystique to be a cunning, manipulative villain like the '00s version.
We've basically already had three incredibly Mystique-centric movies over the last couple years. I'm not sure there's an awful lot more to say.

And let's not forget that prior to that their clan spent centuries inventing, and providing, the world with gloves. Fabulous gloves of all shapes and sizes.
Would you want to live in a world without gloves? I know I wouldn't …

Needs more kazoo.

Agreed. Wasn't Patterson Joseph supposed to be the actor in question? Pretty sure I read that somewhere. He'd be a fantastic Doctor …

Just about the last thing this movie needs is MORE screentime.
A real "ultimate edition" of this would be about 45 minutes shorter … And cut out all the tacked on Justice League cameos, confusing dream sequences, and Bat-Murder.