Why did he Lett up at the end?

Theory: She had one in mind, but it’s something intense and involved (“I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders”) and when he presented his totally banal list (“I enjoy breathing and looking at things that are in front of me”) she panicked and gave up.

But at least he stands for the anthem. That’s gotta count for something, right?

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

It’s true. Source: am Korean. Also, Korea is racist. Source: am Korean. The sign is also true. Source: am American.

I feel like it’s pretty clearly the second one.

Ambiguity is as American as Racism is as American as Baseball

Considering the amount of people on twitter who think this is some sort of pro-racism sign, I don’t think their message got across very well.

Racists generally don’t advertise themselves using the word “racism.” It’s the pervasiveness one.

Status report.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Now what I don’t understand about these various strains of Hotep is how they can memorize complicated mumbo jumbo, but don’t use them skills to learn something vaguely useful. They talking Isis, but they could be talking Unix.

Football season is back!

•“Black coffee and a donut / No homo Frenchie cruller! / Jeff Sessions do your duty / And fire Robbie Mueller!”

Are you ready for BOCEPHUS? Have you accepted our lord JESUS?

America is great, footballs the game/There is no evidence that global warming causes hurricanes!

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

His helmet needs more padding, less Cushing.

Oxycodone, hydrocodone & alprazolam.

it’s packers seahawks man. the refs just can’t help themselves.