I apologize for being awful.

The upside for Cleveland fans of that brutal loss is the memorable anti-litter message.

Also, it was 4th and 19.

We’re not making fun of his faith, we’re making fun of his public affectation of faith.

It’s like crashing your self-driving car.

It’s a mix. She knew that a Trump candidacy would force republicans to into this choice of whether to stand by him when the worst came out. Had/has a strategy that can humiliate them for either choice. Then it was just a matter of seeing how they played their hands.

To be fair, the Ryan event was supposed to be a joint appearance with Trump. Obviously, the people who came to see Trump are gonna be upset when Trump is disinvited. 

There are no podia at the town hall, right?

John Kasich has done much better than Pence. Pence will never not be Donald Trump’s running mate, just like Ted Cruz will never not be the idiot who opposed Trump until like the day before his rapey comments went public.

You know damn well that idea is going to appear in a Bud Light ad.

Playing the Orson Scott Card, I see.

Considering how much scrutiny has been devoted to “exposing” the absence of any wrongdoing at the Clinton Foundation, it is amazing that Farenthold continues to own the story of illegal activity at the Trump Foundation.

...to which receiver should I throw? My mother told me to pick my very first read, and you... are... it!

Waiting for PA DOT.

This happened to me once! It was super annoying, but a nice excuse to take a rest mid-race. The race was the 2003 Equinox Marathon.

A bit too much salt for my taste.

Hi, you must be new here. Welcome! You’ll learn your way around soon, but let me offer a piece of advice: nobody cares about (1) your fantasy football team, nor (2) the details of your reality football team’s roster construction. We just like goofy and/or awesome sporting spectacles.

You know nothing, Woke and Boke.

Naw, old school XCOM vets know that you go straight to plasma, since lasers are obsolete by the time you can field them.

That’s a bit over the top. MLS fans just want to watch great soccer. It’s hard to care much about European teams who mostly play at 3am in cities I couldn’t find on a map. I recognize that it’s better for Pulisic and the USMNT for him to play against top European competition, but it would be nice to get to watch star…