bungled bengaled

Eat shit!

I hate the Yankees, but Chapman looks SHARP in that uni.

There are two ways it could go: once a single state is victorious on the mainland, are they required to come finish off AK and HI in order to satisfy the criteria for victory? If so, the mainland power vs. a few puny islands is no match, especially if they can “win” by reducing the state to rubble via aerial…

Plummer and Nate Jackson get some love from Stefan Fatsis in his excellent “A Few Seconds of Panic”, a memoir about spending a training camp as the Broncos’ third-string kicker. And I trust Fatsis’ opinion, beause he considered Jay Cutler to be a dick.

Jon Jacob? Jingleheimer-Schmidt? That’s my name too!

It’s true that Kronke was a disaster for St. Louis, but for the Rams the move is a huge upgrade. As the team owner, doesn’t that weigh in his favor?

Gotta be Wilpon or Ranadive, as only their ineptitude is likely to cost them control of their teams. And my vote is Ranadive, since the Kings put an inferior team on the court compared to the Mets, and he may end up chasing the franchise out of Sacramento.

>Everybody knows that.

I went to middle school and high school with Carlos Boozer. The only time I ever tried to get to the hoop against him was in a luchtime pickup game when I must have been 13 years old. He blocked me so hard I ended up on my ass in the lane. Even the pros with a reputation for being slow and non-athletic are of a…

Seriously. Those unis are butt.

Olive at 2-9 and Lex, bro! Pie oughtta crust you like a bug.

Even if the legislative is the most important branch, it is shared by 535 people. POTUS is solely responsible for the entire administrative branch as well as the military. He is far and away more important the functioning of our government than any legislator.

President’s driver would not stop, one of the SUVs behind would.

His helicopters are parked in Washington, and the POTUS is too important to risk a ride in just any chopper.

Wait. Wat?

So, so glad that I learned all about runner’s poops while growing up in Alaska, which is 100% forest.

Duct Tape Truthers would be a good band name.

But mainly, don't ever drink and ride.

Wait, I thought he gets to kick because he caught a pass kicked into the circle that encloses the goal?