Well, the AV club did give the jackass ‘Bad Grandpa’ movie a B-. The whole plot of that film was ‘old people often become socially inappropriate as they age’ which seems to be what we are seeing here

Complaining about Peach being kidnapped is like complaining water is wet.

“A comedic masterstroke.”

After The AV Club went and Kinjaculated all over our comments without our consent, I’d say they’re hardly in a position to throw stones.

Way to bury the lede and not even mention in the headline that we finally got to hear the accompanying joke!

“Reached out for comments”? You better get the comments’ permission first, pal.

The thing is, it’s never really fair to blame a single instance of a trope for being part of a trope - particularly when that’s part of continuity with a game that’s 30 years old.

OMG peached got kidnapped again we better get the pitchforks out and hang nintendo for using a damsel in distress trope.

Yeah, but to be fair he was 1950s fat, not 2017 fat.

This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

Related to the overhead bin anxiety: Anyone who puts their luggage in the overhead bin sideways deserves to be flung out of the plane at 30,000 feet and crash into the cars below like Con Air.

Fucking 12 minutes late; goddamn “touching base meetings” keeping me from what’s really important.

and Entourage, and The Happening, and Transformers, and those Calvin Klein ads, and Marky Mark, and not personally stopping 9/11...

If you think about it, it’s perfect casting considering Dirk is suppose to have the acting range of a 70's porn actor.

The Church may forgive him, but those trees from The Happening have still got his number.

Who happens to be drinking Crystal Pepsi.

He should get on his knees and pray every night that PTA cast him in Boogie Nights.

it’s global warming dammit - don’t try to come in here with your local, historical data. We won’t have it.

Mid-October heat waves are pretty normal in SoCal. This one is driven by Santa Ana winds so it’ll feel a lot cooler than it actually is.

I really dislike BS think pieces pushing a narrative to drive clicks.