That’s some drums-in-the-deep level referencing there.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

“He touched me! Did you guys see that? Buzzsaw touched me!”

If there were no haters there would be no nuclear arms. You can’t hug eachother with nuclear arms.

Its not a revelation, and very few people are treating it as such.

Technically I’m a Xennial, a smaller demographic between Gen X and Millennials. I own a TV and watch my laptop in bed!

Honestly, I think all of this could’ve been avoided if they had featured more flashbacks to actually show what the hell went down with Luke’s Jedi academy. Hamill’s criticisms were pretty fair, but the scenario presented in the film would have worked well as a way to bridge Luke’s past optimism with his present…

I am being treated well and have been given the opportunity to say the Pledge of Allegiance to the Magic Kingdom of Disney. Please continue to watch The Last Jedi for the sake of myself and my family.

In all fairness, they only made TLJ once.

The bad news : AV Club was finally bitten by the Kinja zombie

It should be obvious to someone writing a column mostly about Star Wars that Santa would hook up a cable to his sleigh and take down Godzilla like an AT-AT.

I’m sorry to inform you that in this country, when a man is accused of rape, he is still entitled to a fair trial in a court of law, no matter how badly concern trolls would rather see a gang of Handmaids tear him to pieces without due process.

This is the same website that just posted a HamNo editorial saying that violence or threats towards ‘the rich’ and their property was a thing “whose time has come”.

Oh shit. Remember when that article about him punching out an Uber driver because the guy was a Trump supporter and this website thought that was awesome?

HOW IS CAPTAIN MUNNERLYN NOT ON THIS LIST?

If you make sixty thousand dollars a year, you’re rich.

Good to know pretty much everyone in the country with a BoS or technical degree is or will one day be considered rich and should be a victim of theft.

Yeah at this point anyone confesses to addiction or comes out of the closet, my immediate reaction is “oh fuck what did he DO?”

I have this thing, where I always ask if slaw is creamy at any restaurant. Invariably, the wait staff puts on a huge grin and says “It’s the creamiest slaw that ever creamed” and I make a face and order fries. I feel like I’m deflating their cheer every time it happens.