He’s not gonna be happy when some idiot teen wraps a rope around the legs of this thing and pulls it down with moms Corolla.

Remember those laws about not locking people in planes until the lemon-soaked paper napkins arrive? I’m pretty sure they were getting the passengers out onto the terminal and Williams wanted to push the baby instead of carry, andthe staff knew that there was no viable way to go digging through the checked luggage…

It’s sort of interesting how responses to stuff like Chasing Amy have changed. Early on, people criticized it for suggesting that gay women could “change.” Smith just backed up that it was based on a real relationship of his and wasn’t meant to make a statement, other than that women can be complex. Now people give it…

Clearly diagonal is the best if it’s a single staple at the top corner. That’s just scientific fact.

90 degrees. Jesus. What are we, savages.

What planet are you from that you even have to ask this question?

90 degrees, so when you flip through the pages, they properly fold over and leave a nice little triangle up in the corner.

Are you kidding me? Vader wins because Godzilla is too big? This argument was defeated in 1980:

This is the correct answer.

But you have a chance, after all these years, to finally make it big. Do you take the gig?

#TeamDiagonal

Reading that someone seriously considers Harry Potter a halloween movie shook me to my core. Might be the worst serious take i’ve heard all year.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Exactly. How is this even a question? If you are a struggling actor, and on your 40th birthday you get offered the role of bumbling burglar in Home Alone 6: Lost in Walmart (straight to video), TAKE IT!!!

That assumes Japan wants to change. As far as I can tell Japan, like the honey badger, don’t give a shit.

Netflix spends hundreds of millions on tons of original programs but only spends money marketing about five of them

Way to strike another blow against objective reality.

It’s not. AVC saw the woman’s son use Mansplain in his Tweet, and they thought, “Ouh, everyone hates when we use that word! Clickety clicks!”

I’ve accepted that I can’t talk about what mansplaining is without falling into the trap of mansplaining. I’ll give them credit, it’s a pretty good trap. I’m doing it right now, so I’ll keep it brief: Just tip your cap and move on.

Mansplaining is pretty much an undefinable idea to that can’t be explained with a specific set of parameters or rules. So pretty much it takes examples of men arguing something with a woman when the man is wrong (or they think he is wrong) and call that mansplaining. They’ve never pointed out the cases of this when…