the story no longer has to follow the plot of FF7.

Once you go Neill no one else makes you feel.

+1 for the almost-rhyme

Once you go Grant it’s hard to go back

That tracks. Crypto bros are the type to call women “females” and become angry if they are wearing clothing. 

I just realized the end goal of cryptopia is to make the real world the same Ferengi resource grind that they grew up with in video games.

Elon Musk, the man who became a billionaire but couldn’t stop being a loser.

Please use this sad Wario photo instead of the cowboy hat photo for any future Musk-related articles. Or even better, just include a picture of real Wario so we know it’s it’s an article about Musk but we don’t have to see is fucking face.

I am so much more productive and happier since working from home. It’s so great

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

You’re missing so, so many other good tweets from this.

Famous Asshole: “Hey, look at this funny thing I found, 95 million followers.”

the Death Star that the entire main cast visits for like 20 minutes and is a major part of the plot

So, in other words what you’re saying is there was a Conjunction of Spheres?

As someone who hates this government, is a target of a solid amount of shit they’re slinging and feels more in tune with his regional identity than any national one, I gotta say - I’m really fucking tired of this generalization. It’s unproductive and tired and the only thing it does is feed into the narratives created…

Fuck Ordo Iuris. I would like to inform everyone here that by Polish law, you cannot tell anyone that they are funded by the Kremlin, so please make sure no one makes the mistake of loudly exclaiming that Ordo Iuris is an organization with heavy financial ties to the Russian government, the one that invaded Ukraine…

Hi Seth! 

Idris Elfba