That jumped out at me, too. How is she an athlete? Going to spin class a lot doesn’t count, and neither does playing sports when you were in high school IMO.

Welp, I guess now I know who Neil Cavuto is. THANKS A LOT, JEZEBEL.

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A government spokesperson told the BBC that, in fact, “It’s a civil servant’s cat and does not belong to the Camerons - he will be staying.”

I’m beginning to suspect that Hiddleswift is an endorsement deal that became self-aware.

That’s why I have an IUD!

MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T HAVE SEVEN BILLION OF US, THO.

You just blew my fucking mind. I searched it and immediately felt my stomach turn when I saw the image accompanying the definition. Who knew that something I sometimes experience has a name, and that it’s a biological instinct!? You learn something new every day!

Well that’s a conundrum. I couldn’t see eye surgery without eye surgery.

We could start an “End Lasik Eye Surgery” campaign with identical tactics. Eye surgery is freaky-deaky, you ever seen that shizz?