Well, I believe she is best friends with a certain Ms. Swift :D

I was on my phone - where I am not logged in. So I walked all the way across the room, laughing, to log onto my laptop to star this.

“shoe polish on binoculars”

My theory - TomTay

I am ashamed to say this - I didn’t know about Purvi Patel. This is heartbreaking! I am crying.

True, but that grape description icked me out.

Yes. That was amazing. Remarkably talented! I particularly love the Shakira bit.

You know what I like about this? This donut licker has much bigger balls than I gave her credit for.