Before I even read any of the comments.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

nobody with a chin like that moves that quickly through a workout like that

He’s the GOAT GOATSE of both Cross-Fit and pulling stuff out of his ass!

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

But he didn’t do it. That’s the whole point. He had no trust in any appeals process to exonerate him because it was so easy to frame him the first time. The man was trying to do right by his family. Calling him a coward is a real piece of shit move.

He didn’t. TV stations had footage of the suicide and decided to air it on their own later.

Because he was afraid he would still lose and his family would be left with nothing. Actually being innocent or guilty often doesn’t mean shit. Our criminal justice system is horrendously broken.

Appropriate.

Hey man, nice shot.

I’m reminded of Budd Dwyer, then-treasurer of Pennsylvania, who was to be sentenced for bribery. The day before his sentencing, he held a press conference and offed himself on live television. Because he technically died in office, his wife got survivor benefits. Had he lived, there would be no pension and plenty of…

Counterpoint: Hoosiers is a bad sports movie.

Let’s not forget that Indiana was about to throw the bum out of office and he took a VP slot on what looked like a huge longshot of a ticket largely to avoid the career-destroying outcome of losing reelection in a very red state thanks to the damage his stupid culture war crap brought to the state.

Failing upwards - a…

It’s too bad Ted Cruz wasn’t there, he could have learned a thing or two.

He was watching it for the locker room scenes. That’s what flinty-eyed closeted men do. 100 bucks says this guy slaps asses and spends a little too long in the gym locker room cooling down after a workout.

And how the NFL really doesn’t give a fuck about much of anything other than revenue and TV ratings and otherwise operates as though it was above the law.

He was treating everyone like a criminal

I think the most entertaining part is his “I’ve never served in the military, but I’m going to wear a military-style jacket on my official military trip” with all of the little patches he had Mother sew on for him. “I know I had a skull patch, Mother, where did you put it?” “I haven’t seen that in ages. It might have…

Eating alone with a woman? HORRIFYING
Universal healthcare? TERRIFYING
The Gays? ABHORRENT