They DID move most of it.

Why the bald-headed fuck would we do that? You know they’re going to give Syria notice in return.

Ineffectual governing, a child-emperor, crises of legitimacy, corrupt courtiers, appeasement of rivals... you said this was history, right?

I agree and had a similar situation happen to me. Only it involved the chastity belt I made my GF wear. She dumped me for a locksmith.

Also, as numerous “family values a.k.a anti-LBGT” Republicans can tell you, you can, in fact, cheat on your wife with a man.

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

Also, you can be an adult and have friends of the opposite gender. If you’re an adult and in a trusting, committed relationship, this should not be a problem, Mike Pence.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

Seriously what’s the appropriate reason for a married person to go out for a meal alone with a member of the other sex

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

As of a few weeks ago, there’s a backlog of 542,411 cases with an average wait time of 677 days,

Whoever wrote that headline

Paul Ryan’s reputation as the Republican’s “serious policy guy” seems to be entirely based on the fact that he wears a nice suit and takes himself very seriously. Nothing he has ever done has shown any indication that he is actually capable of creating any kind of actionable policy. Look at this healthcare fiasco and…

So this fucking guy invited truckers and Mack executives to the White House to talk about healthcare. Because if anyone knows about healthcare it’s the guys who live off of truckstop potato skins, Mountain Dew, energy pills, 5 Hour Energy, and scour parking lots looking for a toothless Lot Lizard blowjob.

But he says what common people are thinking!*

You should see his attempt to be President.

acting like a big boy and keeping his diapy dry

Mike’s helmet is nicer.

I’m not saying he should abuse it by opening a chain of sushi bars, I’m just saying that he could.