“this one is for typing, this one is for dart champion, and...”

Chuck’s medals are actually pretty tedious - most of them are just the kind of medals that all militaries give out on special occasions like national anniversaries or for good conduct, but because he’s technically in several Commonwealth militaries he gets way more than most normal servicemen would and wears them all. 

I’m perplexed at all the “double standard” cries from ostensible feminists on Twitter about how unfair she’s being treated over “consensual” affairs. She had sex with subordinates; feminists have argued for years this creates a power imbalance that calls into question how consensual said relations can truly be. Why…

I’m really sad about this one. I only wanted the best for the freshman class and she seemed like she had her shit together.

Honestly, I want to see a movement whereby democrats vow to delete their Facebook accounts. If tens of millions of people start deleting their accounts; then Facebook will suddenly “care” about vetting political ads properly.

The first few lines of this read like copy from the J Peterman catalog.

I just want to point out that the well in the photo above (The Ring) is on Cal State Channel Islands campus. It’s one of the most haunted colleges in America due to the campus being repurposed from an old mental institution. It’s said that the mental institution in question was the muse for The Eagles’ Hotel…

Ah YAY!!! I finally won a pissing contest! Does that mean I can *finally* get out of the grays?

I don’t sleep with employees. It is a heavy cross to bear, yet I still choose to bear it.

My sister used to live near a gourd farm that had a mini donkey. He was hilarious, he’d bray and bray and let anyone pet him. He’d run off the goats and the big steer he lived with to get pets. 

I love me some donkey. So sassy and cute and not taking shit.

As a woman, a working woman, and a Jew, even a picture of this deviant bitch is triggering. All things wrong with the world in one fucked up package. Moses wouldn’t like you, either!

I swear I sometimes experience phantom cats on my bed. I used to have 5 cats and when they’re not in my bedroom I’d feel their weight on my bed and feel them moving, but it’d be just me there. I don’t feel my cats around me any more, but it was a comforting experience while it was happening.

So much to unpack.

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Plus they act as protectors. If you see a single donkey with a herd of cattle, it’s because they will fend off coyotes and such

Donkeys (and Mules) are my favorite animals. They are simultaneously sassy and stoic and I love them. 

I think Buck is actually pretty good at calling baseball games, I wish he’d retire from doing NFL games and the US Open though.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Telling them is useless.