It really, really is. 

I’m assuming this was the winner of this year’s Jezebel Scary Stories Contest...

He also only got the title of Iron Chef because of his connections, Masaharu Morimoto was robbed. Pepper Glazed Ribs?!? get out of here with that...I mean it sounds delicious but still.

Mom and I always gag at the “MY WONDERFUL, HANDSOME, PERFECT HUSBAND” and “MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE I’M BLESSED TO BE MARRIED TO” stuff, and were absolutely delighted to hear this. We just figured it was someone else who always gagged at all the endless praise people have for their spouses.  The only thing that could be…

What kind of upside down world do you live in if Jeopardy is first? I have lived in multiple states, on both coasts, and in the north and the south. The wheel is first and Jeopardy is second. 

People who convert from secularism to religious orthodoxy are among the most aggressively conservative people out there.

I want you to know I sing Werewolf Bar Mitzvah to myself on at least a monthly basis, with significant upticks in October. Great handle :)

Once a year, he scours factory floors to gather up all the leftover plastic parts that are stamped out of plastic Halloween masks to make eyeholes: $AVING$!

Nice username-comment synergy.

Please stop advertising this douchebag.

“I can sit here right now and say what we did is the stupidest thing in the world. Dumb. Crazy. But like I said, we’d do it again.

Remember when people thought he was a fresh young progressive voice?

Did Trump just...call for his own impeachment??

isn’t Carmen Klandiego kind of racist

With all due respect to those with disabilities and not making excuses for her, but are we sure she’s not suffering from FAS? She has the eye folds, nose bridge, and the smooth upper lip. Maybe she can’t comprehend higher levels of thought as to why her behavior is problematic and someone close to her should be more…

I’m thinking not that bright.

Fun random fact: I met Cody Simspon at an airport bar in Europe, summer of 2014. I had no idea who he was, I was hanging out solo having a glass of wine and I noticed the two men next to me pounding multiple shots of espresso. I said something sarcastic and we struck up a friendly conversation. He was traveling with…

She looks like she was made out of all the crap God had left over after building Britney Spears.

The meat industry is inflicting horrific cruelty at an unimaginable scale while destroying the planet in the process. But sure, the real problem is using the correct terminology.

Never believe that “Influencer” is an actual long term career.