It could definitely be worse...

I still occasionally break out into giggles when I remember Giuliani saying “Before Obama took office there were no successful radical Islamic terror acts on US soil”

I’m sure someone will be happy to explain why I’m wrong, but I just don’t understand why people that rich and isolated from normal life don’t just ignore the tabloids. I understand that PR is a big part of the job, but that’s what publicists and other media people are for. Is Meghan actually paying attention to the…

“I met her (Sarah Paulson) once. At a (Nordstrom at the Grove in LA when I was working as a shopgirl in cosmetics and she demanded I sell her the tester container of DDF acne peels because we were out of the product we could sell to which I warmly explained we were forbidden from doing bc of a consumer law I’m too…

The first time I cried in the theater, I would have been 8.  My mom took my brother and I to see The Land Before Time.  The scene where Little Foot’s mom dies killed me (and let’s be real, still does.)

Trump is an obnoxious, cowardly, bullying dick, but I have less than a microfuck of sympathy for Rudy. I hope they’re cellmates.

It’s probably the only thing I can almost respect him on, treating Republicans like complete shit and getting away with it.

Trump’s just jealous that Rudy got World Series rings from the Yankees and Donny didn’t.

I totally agree - Cardi B's personal choices are generally trash - I don't care if she supports Bernie or is fashionable.

Not enough barf.

Give me a break...you can drape silk over a pile of garbage...it’s still garbage underneath.

Don’t forget sections about not inverting the Y-axis in video games and avoiding paying bills of less than $1 with a credit card. There are some things the Bible is just crystal clear about.

I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

As a latino, how I fucking hate the word Latinx. Add a different vowel if you don’t like the O, but please realize that that X at the end is just linguistic colonialism.

No one 'made you' defend her. 

What the fuck kind of name is Tarian? Tristan, I get. Travis is a basic-ass bitch and that’s a basic-ass name, but Tarian? Fuck, man, Key & Peele can do another East-West Bowl skit with all these stupid white kid names. Tarian.. Might as well change Tristan’s name to Pumpkin Spice Latte, fuck!

Also served as a bad punchline to a joke at the Oscars as herself, where she clearly had no self awareness...

Stacey *Bash*

He looks like he’s trying to sneak into a soccer game in Iran.

Jesus Christ, Travis Tritt looks like Renee Zellweger disguised as Travis Tritt.