I always think about the fact that the lowliest benchwarner on any given professional team was The Guy With The Ball at every other stage of their career. It’s so easy to forget.

Girl, you should have left him years ago.

I was just going to say that it can’t be a recent photo. No plastic surgeon is that good

I enjoy the synergy between your username and this comment.

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

Vinny Testaverde waits by the rotary phone.

You are being such a non-pillow right now!

This entire thing strikes me as incredibly bizarre and not in a good way. I don't like this lady's buzzword feminism or her lack of boundaries.

They always wanted a hard Brexit. It’s pretty apparent. Disaster capitalism only can happen in the event of a disaster; the dissolution of public schools in Louisiana for example.

“including Coming 2 America and Queenpins”

Futurists have been saying that technological advancements will render human labor unnecessary since the spinning jenny was the latest and greatest. The capitalist class will always find a way to keep us exchanging labor for scraps. 

I mean, lots of people have explained, in excruciating detail, the reasoning behind the stupid decisions they have made - doesn’t make those decisions any more palatable.

Boohoo, you toxic republican twat.

It’s like if that one really awful aunt of yours made it to Congress. You know, the one who spends Thanksgiving dinner monologuing about “those people” and homosexuals “flaunting” it and how such-and-such cousin should be raising her children differently, and when you call her on her BS, she makes a sour face and compl…

Beyonce is a “Becky” 

Which is more likely: that Trump is this brilliant genius who keeps creating all these different distractions to divert us from the thing he wants to do, or that Trump is a senile, sundowning idiot who keeps getting into these messes because he is easily distracted?

When your “trial balloon” ends up getting you mocked by the entire world, you did it wrong. Having John Bolton or Tom Cotton float the idea of purchasing Greenland as hypothetical would be sending up a trial balloon. Having the president say he wants to buy Greenland and then throwing a temper tantrum when he doesn’t…

Is Future still a Superstar? I thought his buzz ended in 2017. I’m not hearing his music getting played like that anymore, and had kinda forgot about him.