All that money and you've still been out-achieved and repeatedly humiliated by Trump, an actual moron. Your great grandchildren won't even know your name. Fade away you void.

Acknowledged felon and widely suspected sniffer of unclean socks, Dinesh D'Souza.

Helicopter Phalanges

Just a friendly reminder she dated Dinesh D’Souza. She is miswired in a fundamental way.

The truth is too grim to contemplate: the rest of the world is allergic to Americans.

If you really want to make sure Killary doesn’t give your guns to illegal alien atheist abortionists, you’ve gotta dig deep and really give. Money ain’t gonna cut it, folks. We need human organs. Kidneys, corneas, lungs, any lobes of your brain that you aren’t using, every last bit helps. Give until it hurts!

Leave it to those prim fucks to actually do that. The world is truly beyond satire.

When you think about it, white people should be compensated for the room and board and lost labor of their confiscated chattel. Anything less encroaches uncomfortably on the realm of socialism.

I mean, you have to assume she owns at least one mirror.

You bring up your dad waaaay too much. 

Deep cut.+1

Sonnen, I am disappoint.

Inspirational. I hereby disavow my two most embarrassing tattoos.

Maybe give being an insufferable asshole a rest for a few days.

TL; DR

Hope Solo is a violent drunk asshole, so there's that.

Dude is just happy to hear his name spoken aloud for the first time in centuries.

I’m Perpetually-Confused Dad. Also, Fart Dad. I contain multitudes.

If your religious beliefs include homophobia as a core tenet, then own up to it, you fucking coward.

I’d rather mail myself in a steamer trunk. I’ve been on trains that suicidal people decided to step in front of, more than once.