It's a shame they couldn't have treated her character with the best medicine. That medicine being laughter.

FADE IN:

Good news, ladies!

That's bad.

Got any ale?

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.

It's a shame that being a detective in a '50s comic strip entailed so many blackjack whacks to the dome, thereby impairing your critical thinking.

Chataya's brothel.

The members of Colostomy Bag failed seminary, alas.

Everyone hates Willard "Willy" Mapleton.

Can't argue with that.

I once lived with members of a group called Colostomy Bag. They put out one album. With song titles like "Poop on the Pope's Hat", I think it may have been worse than Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and Kid A.

Next up: "Alex Jones is trying to popularize the 'Donald Duck'".

Mr. Martin and Papa Johns were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

:::::::Leto removes gold foil star, drops it into used condom, mails it to Alien Jesus:::::::

I hope this film finds a timely solution to colony collapse disorder.

What is Dada may never dadie.

A friend told me Arnold had four ribs removed so he could perform oral sex on himself.

Great Job Internet is like the show Early Edition, only reversed, where the news is old, and instead of a newspaper it's shit I saw on Facebook last week.

No way. It's my favorite Lynch film by a mile. It's in the odd position of building on a preexisting mythos, so it wouldn't work at all as a standalone film, but I adore it and return to it more than all his other films combined (and I love almost all of his other films).