werewolf-jones
Werewolf Jones
werewolf-jones

Well, yeah, that's what I mean. What's the logical through-line? If he's the antichrist, he's still got a lot of work to do.

I always wonder what these people would say if pressed on how ineffectual an antichrist Obama was—would they say they were wrong, and he wasn't the antichrist? Doubtful. Would they say he is the antichrist, but their combined Evangelical efforts have thus far defeated him? And what would that mean? There's supposed to

Jaws is the better summah movie.

Internet: "Hmmm, what would Pepe Harambe taste like?"

You always say that.

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."—Bjorn Borg to John McEnroe

Ease of stealing music, ranked:
-mp3
-cassette
-cd
-record
-live band

That's why he made it a policy to stick to single syllable words. Very lean and efficient.

Like you'd know what what voices echoing off the finest, bestest, most 24 karat gold tiles sound like.

Or maybe he was going to reveal to Sen that her real name is Chihiro, but Yubaba turned him into a mouse to prevent it.

You need a spot, bro? I got you:

I see someone frequents the Hammock District.

Killer Mike: The Demon Barber of The Phillips Arena.

I don't know. I feel his earlier stuff is criminally underrated. That skirmish in Ticinus? Where he saved his father's life? Uh. I still get choked up when I read about it. By Hispania, it was like he'd sold out. But, you know, your opinion is ok. Or whatever.

This site is just overrun with Scipio fanboys.

He sent Hannibal Barca, complete with 38,000 infantry, 8,000 cavalry, and 38 elephants. Some may call it overkill, but goddamn it, he gets shit done.

I know Queens isn't exactly the Daily Planet's beat, but there hasn't been one mention of old Web-Head in that broadsheet. Suspiciously mum, I say.

Have you ever noticed you never see Spider-Man and Clark Kent in the same place? I'm just saying…

Meanwhile, the Community auction made $1.47 on Pierce's lava lamp urn prop.