Damn it! I've got nerd egg on my face…Perhaps I should rephrase that.

There was a split second where I thought De Palma was making an MCU movie, and I was really excited. Also, van Houten would make a good Domino.

They must have done very well on the film SATs.

He's doing the Pooltusi.

"It comes in pints? I'm getting one."—Hodor

That's exactly what I want. That's why I'm also pitching a pilot based on "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest.

Change Stephen King-inspired to H.P. Lovecraft-inspired, and Castle Rock to Innsmouth, then you've got yourself a show.

And don't get me started on Gak. My family has been working in the Gak mines for generations, and it's heartbreaking to see a strong man felled by Gaklung.

Upvoted for the alliterative tongue-twister.

Who the hell thought it was pronounced "peep"?

Lich, Lich, Lich my balls! Yeah!

Lichever will do.

Let's see. We've got Richard Spencer, Milo Yiannopoulos, Mike Chernovich…The Lich…

You are, hyperbolic paranoid. You are.

Isn't that the name of the production company of rich daytime talk show host Rodoh?

It says "The Rammstein, The".

This is a partial transcription of the wall in my attic full of pictures connected by bits of string.

It was in the third/last season—I think it's most heavily featured in the episode where she's leaving town to go visit the Perfect Strangers guy. ATMs and things of the sort won't work for her—Almost exactly like her Gloria character in Fargo, oddly enough.

My girlfriend is the seventh Pixar employee, but she lives in Canada—where she's also a part-time model, and also works at a liquor store, and can get me all the booze I want—and that's why you guys never see her.

You remember the whole thing where Nora was messing up and/or incompatible with electronics? I think the machine just didn't work on her. We're given no pay off for that weird little technological-interference story-quark. Why introduce it if it has no meaning? Wait…it's this show. Never mind that last point.