Let's see…Uh, George Soros…paid…the Fake Media to, uh—you see rap lyrics…soda tax.

…I honestly didn't know that until right now, and my mind lives in the gutter.

"You see what happens when you edit films in the alps!?"
or
"Yippei-ki-yay, Mister Sony!"

"Trump actually used a 'a vulgar phrase' to characterize the House bill." He called it Trumpian.

Kamala Khan knows the future of transportation is stretching your legs out as you tower over buildings.

Poor kitties.

I think they're members of Buckethead's Gremloid party.

In the original series, it was almost like the town of Twin Peaks was, itself, a character. Know what I mean?

Sic semper visibilis.

So…you're saying vaccines are to blame? Got it.

This is about people who sell stolen Blade DVDs?

I really enjoy watching the videos of people watching and reacting to Two Hangers, One Closet.

No one's done the obvious joke yet? Ok. The sequel will be 2 Live 2 Crew.

Nah man, it's not a coloring book or an Arbies menu.

True—all people deserve a vigorous legal defense—but the tactics of his defense are monstrous. Not that I can really see any other line of argument open to him.

I only listen to Rape Culture's b-sides and rare foreign imports.
But seriously, this guy's paid to be a monster.

And I picked a bad week to stop listening to that pyromaniacal leprechaun.

It's simply the eldritch sound of the shifting stones in the cyclopian, noneuclidean R'lyeh.

hark! louder! louder! louder! louder! All I hear is the beating of his hideous heart!

*plays brown note*