"Nah, I'd rather stay in the Lodge than slum it in that vessel."
—BOB

Let's not rule out a seething tide of freshly hatched spiderlings.

No one's willing to get close enough for that. Maybe we could just drop a turd in his gin, or something.

I don't know if Bannon can handle the blood loss. Now, if we're talking yellow bile, black bile and phlegm, then yes.

If someone killed my cat, I'd make John Wick look like Tickle Me Elmo on ketamine.

Jenkins wanted Guy Fieri.

This guy is constantly breaking kayfabe. It really ruins the illusion.

What he conveniently leaves off is that he's a scholar of tentacle porn.

I only listen to Swift on Edison Gold Moulded wax cylinders, thank you very much.

Come to think of it, there was that episode when Dikachu went snorkeling to Bikini Bottom…

Here's hoping it's a good day and he won't have to use his AK. I mean, it'll be Friday night, so hopefully everythang is poppin'.

[Trump eyes Steve Brule for Surgeon General]

Is his haircut a party in the front and business in the back?

"The duo also gave a brief interview", eh, cool kids never have the time.

It's because of that Venus harlot, isn't it?

Poor Dick Sargent, he thought he was a shoo-in.

The digital Marvel sale broke something in me and I ordered like 30 comics yesterday. That's too many.

(Start the clock)
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NEW RULE: Bill Maher is an asshole.

I've had strong panic attacks brought on by caffeine alone. Compound that with these other substances, and it certainly seems like a possible contributable cause.

Is your source on this reliable?