+1 elite

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

I just keep hearing the theme song to “Crossfire” every time that word pops up.

“Frostfire. FROSTFIYAAAAAAA.”

Cool story, people from Austin are soo badass!

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Only someone associated with the Jets would try to beat a live horse.

God damn it! I knew something was fishy. I wrote a check to her Alzheimer’s foundation and my grandma still died of Alzheimer’s.

That’s a real bytch move bi the offycyal.

I did some posting on the AV Club site, but Husker Du meant more to me than just the albums and shows (which kicked ass). I moved to a new city (outside NYC) at 14, had zero friends, was socially awkward, dealing with being the new kid in a smallish high school, was probably pretty depressed, but I made an effort and…

Public Urges Nintendo: Meet the Demand of the SNES Classic

You did see the part where someone specifically emailed him to tell him he was looking forward to it among the misery, right? And that mostly this is all in good fun for laughs

Matthew 7:7-8 “Ask and ye shall receive”

My mother used to broker their insurance. Said they were not nice people. Actually, she said they were NOT nice people, emphasis hers.

“Not again! Ah well, there’s no getting that nut back.”

Rich, man, the good news is that baseball is probably incapable of coming up with another way to hurt you this badly.

They should replace him with Bob Ley.