What is this?

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

‘Please, save my leg!’

This is the America I know and love.

This is what I do at parties.

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

So this was better than a Bears or Browns first round pick how? Oh I am sorry I mean in Bill we trust, mad genius, never makes mistakes ever, now he will sign some CFL QB or lacrosse player or something and craft them into gold. Or some other thing us Patriots fans keep telling ourselves... Oh, actually please sign…

What’s that aboot?

It’s like the cops in Vancouver don’t understand the First Amendment.

I feel like the Dolphins are the Sonic Youth of the NFL. They sell more merchandise than they have fans.

This is unsurprising to anyone who’s paid attention to the Colts for the past decade or so, since the only O-lines Jim Irsay cares about are crushed up oxycontin.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Let’s face it, an apology for a Nutt discharged too early is totally self serving

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

NC State Freshman Braxton Beverly Ruled Ineligible For Going To School

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

I’m confused. Which freedoms do the terrorists hate us for, exactly? The same ones conservative want to repress, or some other ones?