“Why were you fired from your last job?”

That was my first NFL game. Me and 5 friends road-tripped from Nova Scotia even though none of us are Bills fans, just for the NFL experience. We stayed in Orchard Park, ate at some “pub” (meth lab) called the Towne House. Our waitress was an actual crackhead who went on about how they have great donuts in Toronto. We…

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Oh Nonni you didn’t!

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

LOL imagine airBnBing and having Hope Solo crash at your place and being terrified that she’d kick the crap out of you for pissing her off, but also trying to hook up with her

You usually do find a dick around Balls

Weird that an Adidas product would fall apart so quickly.

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I was.pissed they shot that skull. Yeah let’s just fuck up one of the greatest things in history.

He’s the hero for killing off the entire Dorne plot for good.

Here’s my suggestion. Stanton vs. Judge. Pay-Per-View event.

One can only hope that Judge will inspire a generation of hulking young men to play baseball instead of destroying their brains by playing football.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

What an idiot. Dude leaves the Bulls and then wants beef.

I wouldn’t blame airbnb per se. Brooklyn has been gentrifying for years unfortunately. As white people continue to be priced out of Manhattan they head for areas of Brooklyn that are Manhattan adjacent so they’ve been causing problems in Brooklyn for years and they’re spreading across the borough.