What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

Yeah but does it have fake shitty conservative friends who post pro-Trump stuff or dog whistle racist shit to make me irrationally angry?

Four million dollars per year per team? Why, the Sabres could use that to sign another terrible defenseman, or a goalie who can’t make it out of Rochester. Imagine the possibilities!

“I’m Keith Hernandez.”

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

Counterpoint:

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Can the media stop pretending to be outraged when players do things like this? Who really gives a shit?

I have a theory that a Venn diagram between ICE/Border Patrol agents and “men who have suspected/caught their wife having sex with a Latino” has a pretty significant overlay.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

“You’re telling me!”

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

Hold on. Maybe “getting a slap” is some cockney slang that I don’t know about. Maybe it means they’re going to grab a lunch time cocktail. You never know with these guys.

“No honey, it’s Jake from State Farm!”