We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

If Gronk were there, it would go 6-9.

“You know what I like.”

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Not pictured: LaVar Bear, in the background yelling at Lonzo Bear, LiAngelo Bear and LaMelo Bear. “Where are your damned shoes?!?”

That s why complaining works people.

This would be the rare instance where “Getting hit by a car” would come in at #1 on the list

That fact that someone needed to come up with a term to describe applying self-discipline is completely reflective of the problem. Everything needs to be catchy. Everything needs a hashtag and a meme. Everything needs a blog post.

Officer: Where you coming from?

Tiger Woods: [tries walking straight line, but keeps veering off to one side or the other]

Darkest day in Twins history since Jennifer Connelly’s breast reduction surgery.

Peter Laviolette is way fatter than I thought.

Fuck Pittsburgh

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

Good Kinja.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I once fed a raccoon a pop tart while sitting at a bus stop. The dude just took pieces of it from my hand. That was a chill ass raccoon.