I must correct Jane Lee; the correct plural is Boogs Powell.

I think I speak for all of us when I say: Oh come the FUCK on!

The Wall(mart).

Who fucking cares..honestly.

Dead Bath & Beyond

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

This shit is getting way too good.

That was my first NFL game. Me and 5 friends road-tripped from Nova Scotia even though none of us are Bills fans, just for the NFL experience. We stayed in Orchard Park, ate at some “pub” (meth lab) called the Towne House. Our waitress was an actual crackhead who went on about how they have great donuts in Toronto. We…

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

So do they bang or what?!?!

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Oh Nonni you didn’t!

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

LOL imagine airBnBing and having Hope Solo crash at your place and being terrified that she’d kick the crap out of you for pissing her off, but also trying to hook up with her

You usually do find a dick around Balls

Weird that an Adidas product would fall apart so quickly.

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I was.pissed they shot that skull. Yeah let’s just fuck up one of the greatest things in history.