We’re so fucked because we assume that Republicans care about a porn star paid off by the Republican President. They sure as fuck don’t. They care about Bill Clinton philandering with and then lying about an affair twenty years ago. Nothing is comparable. NOTHING. Republicans are scumbag fucks.

I honestly just plain don’t get not liking Leia saving herself. This is the last time we’re going to see Carrie Fisher, EVER. How the hell are you not happy we actually got to see her using the Force?

I went with my five-year-old daughter to see the movie twice, and she’ll tell you in no uncertain terms that “the part where they save the horses” is her favorite. And it occurred to me: Star Wars is for kids; that part is for little kids.

Fuck. Seriously not fun. Have you tried ultrasound?

Nah. Iran hostage crisis, plane hijackings, Israeli suicide bombings...the stereotype of Arab terrorism was around long before 2001.

It’s ok! I kinda figured it was.

Definitely a troll, just FYI.

Nah, I’m cool.

Eat shit and die. Quickly.

See that is fine as long as what you are doing is just abstaining yourself. You can believe it is wrong, and therefore keep yourself drug free, and there is nothing wrong with that. However, when you start pushing your view and your life choices onto others, well, that is where you start becoming a dick and start…

gay marriage isn’t illegal. You do understand there’s a difference between something not being recognized and something being illegal... right?

Yes, most jobs definitely count, which is why an increasing number of people have grown disenchanted with capitalism writ large. It also demonstrates how Franco views power, which is to say that he pretends that there was some kind of parity between himself, Famous Actor and Director, and a nude model. He had an…

Any conspiracy theorist worth their salt knows that the Reptilians are not aliens: they’re an ancient race of intelligent subterranean lizard people who dwell in the deepest pits of the hollow earth that manipulate the course of human events through deception (like wearing human ‘suits’) and through their human…

Laura, what are we going to do about the gorilla in the White House?

SHUT UP DONNY!

Great! Maybe she can turn Philip into a meat pie

So I am going to not try and read your post as I just wasn’t smart enough to understand the answers. I got the answers they gave, they were not good and they left a lot unanswered(Like what the fucking Island even was). It was a lazy ending to the show.

To relive the experience, just consider that after 121 episodes no one is ever gonna clearly explain why a polar bear was on a tropical island.  Then stop and watch something better

Fuck this stupid “Mystery Box” story telling BS. Pro-tip: If you want to tell a mystery story, actually have the mystery figured out first. Don’t just throw up 6 years of random crap, then not really resolve it and then explain how that wasn’t the point of the series.